Old Timer’s Angina. An elderly couple met in a retirement
home, fell in love, and decided to get married. After the ceremony
they drove to a seaside motel to spend their honeymoon. After dinner they went to their room for the big night.
She sat on the bed and began undressing. When she finished she
looked at him rather shyly and said, “Fred, there’s something I must
tell you before we go any further. I have acute angina.”
“I sure hope so,” Fred answered, “cause your tits are really flat.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs