Hooker’s Surprise. A guy and his date were parked on a
back road some distance from town doing what boys and girls do in
such places. As things started getting hot, the girl suddenly stopped
him and said, “Look, I really should have told you this earlier, but
I’m actually a hooker and I charge $25 for sex.”
The guy reluctantly paid her and they resumed their transaction.
After they finished, the guy sat back in the driver’s seat, lit up a cigarette, and stared out the window.
“Why are we just sitting here?” asked the girl.
“Well, I probably should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver. The fare back to town is $25.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs