A cowboy riding the range was almost thrown when his horse reared back from a large rattlesnake. He got his horse quieted down and then pulled his six-gun to dispatch the snake. Before he could fire, a voice said, “Don’t shoot! I’m a magic rattlesnake and I can give you three wishes that will all come true.”
The cowboy was skeptical, but figured a talking snake had to be magic. Having nothing to lose, he holstered his gun, thought carefully for a few seconds, and then said, “Okay, it’s a deal. I would like to be as handsome as John Kennedy’s son, have a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and be hung like this horse.”
“Very well,” said the magic rattlesnake. “Tomorrow morning your wishes will come true.”
The next morning the cowboy jumped out of bed to look in the mirror. He could not believe his eyes! Sure enough, he looked just like John Kennedy’s son. He looked at his shoulders, and he had muscles just like Schwarzenegger! Pleased beyond words, he looked down for his third wish…and almost fainted! “Ohmigosh! he moaned. “Yesterday I was riding Maud!”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
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