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Hump Day Humor – Viagra Plus

Three women being sexy waiting for Big Red the Biker and his Viagra

Hump Day Humor – Viagra Plus Big Red the biker walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny…keep me going.” The pharmacist reached under the counter, unlocked the bottom drawer and took out a small cardboard

Hump Day Humor! – Green Ring Malady

A young woman having her periodic physical exam told the doctor that she was concerned about green-colored rings she had noticed on the inside of each thigh. The doctor examined the rings and said, “Hmm. Is your boyfriend a Gypsy?” “Why yes,” she answered. “How did you know?” “Tell your boyfriend,” he smiled as he looked up, “His

Hostage Interrogations

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Hump Day Humor – Wise-Ass Student

Hump Day Humor   Wise-Ass Student   A college professor explained an important research assignment to his class and told them when it was due. He stressed that the paper was an absolute requirement for passing the class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for it being late: a medically certifiable illness, or a death

Hump Day Humor – Seniors’ Sex Therapy

Hump Day Humor Seniors’ Sex Therapy An elderly couple showed up at a sex therapy clinic and was shown to a diagnosis room. The doctor entered and inquired about their problem. “We want to know what we can do to make our sex more enjoyable,” the man explained. “Well, why don’t you show me how

Hump Day Humor – The Hard Elbow

Hump Day Humor   The Hard Elbow   A man in a hotel lobby turned suddenly to ask the hotel clerk a question and accidentally bumped his elbow into the breast of a woman standing beside him. They are both quite startled and the embarrassed man turned to her, bowed slightly and said, “Please excuse

Hump Day Humor – The Magic Rattlesnake

Hump Day Humor The Magic Rattlesnake   A cowboy riding the range was almost thrown when his horse reared back from a large rattlesnake. He got his horse quieted down and then pulled his six-gun to dispatch the snake. Before he could fire, a voice said, “Don’t shoot! I’m a magic rattlesnake and I can give you three

Hump Day Humor!

  The Magic Flute. A stranger went into a bar and told the bartender, “Look. I’m flat broke, and I need a drink. Let me show you a really nifty magic trick that I think you’ll like. If you like it well enough, maybe you can give me a complimentary drink.” The bartender agreed and

Hump Day Humor!

  Hooker’s Surprise. A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town doing what boys and girls do in such places. As things started getting hot, the girl suddenly stopped him and said, “Look, I really should have told you this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I

Hump Day Humor!

  Taxi Driver’s Fantasy. A nun got into a cab and the driver kept looking at her in the mirror. She asked him why he was staring at her and he said, “Oh, I was just thinking about something, but I don’t want to offend you.” She said, “You can’t offend me, not as old

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